I have won the very first lottery of my life. No, I won no money. I won a ticket to attend Tony Blair's questioning before the Iraq Inquiry on January 29, 2010 (though through the additional viewing room).
I must preserve this ticket. Who knows? My grandchildren might make a small fortune of it someday. There might be some money to be made of the lottery win, after all!
PS: I was reading Oscar & Lucinda the day I put in my ballot. And I won. Life is so rum.